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minttown1Who the hell leaves details of their evil plot on the desktop of a computer that's not even password protected? And Denby's calling Amber stupid? Please.
fyi, you can read real Denby's job application, but I'm too tired to do that right now.
I forgot to mention last week how mad I am at Sweet for keeping stuff from Eddie. I was too focused on unhealthy romantic love in that ep to comment on the family stuff. But anyway, I was under the impression he came clean at the end of season two, but I way overestimated what all he admitted to.
Patricia is so pretty. And this episode is boring, but it might be because it's midnight.
JEROME'S GOT THE POOPS. :D
"Remember: all your friends will disappear if you do not do as we agreed." Oh, Victor, you big softie.
Hey, Mr. Millington, why don't you go fuck yourself? Your daughter's (supposedly) having a psychological problem isn't about her disappointing you. Fuck off.
Oh, wait, it's cool, Victor was just threatening to expel people, not murder them. But then it seems that expulsion is maybe a euphemism for murder? It's confusing when you write about evil characters on a kids' show.
Jerome: "There's also Alfido's aftershave--"
Alfie: "Because women like a bit of ruff-ruff."
Kids' show.
Jerome defending Willow because Mara's a dumb bitch. Jerome/Willow. AND THEN MARA BREAKS UP WITH JEROME BECAUSE HE'S NOT THE PERSON SHE THOUGHT HE WAS. Funny, he's exactly the person everyone else thinks he is. YOU DUMB BITCH. And approximately ten seconds later, Jerome realizes that Willow's pretty. Or he realizes that Alfie's a great boyfriend. I can read that expression either way. Regardless, he's not crying over Mara.
"Brand new laptoppy computery thing, no less." Sometimes I forget that Sweet is even older than he looks.
I like when Victor fixes plumbing. It's the only time the actor looks as attractive as I know he can be from Game of Thrones.
PATRICIA'S PEEPHOLE FROM SEASON ONE.
Patricia, your confrontational bitch is showing.
JEROME BROUGHT ALFIE CAKE BECAUSE ALFIE WAS SAD. Chocolate cake, even. HOT.
Aw, Joy made her stuffed monkey hold up his paw like he was in the sisterhood, too.
Fabian: "Stay behind me."
Patricia: "And that's supposed to make me feel safe how?"
LOL.
DID YOU DUMB FUCKS REALLY NOT CLEAR THE BROWSER HISTORY.
Can't handle Amber/Alfie goodbye. Just not going to process right now.
KT was quick on the uptake with the Sibuna hand.
LOL, okay, okay. So they cut from that to Mara drawing hearts on KT's hand being all, "You're officially part of the sisterhood now!" I don't think it's all in my head. I think the writers have been hardcore making fun of how vapid she is this year.
KT: "You know what we need?"
Patricia: "A road trip to Mexico with the wind in our hair and the law on our tails?"
Yesssss.
LOL, Victor and Sweet reading the fortune cookie inserts. I'm actually sad that they're assuming that they're not the instructions. It would have been funny to see them follow the instructions.
Patricia's so amazing.
"Unless these aren't... just proverbs." YESSS. They are gonna follow the nonsense clues.
I understand that everyone hates Jerome, but why the constant exclusion of Joy? I really thought she'd be a Sibuna this year. Especially with Amber gone. I don't mind that she's not, because she bores me, but I'm very surprised.
Fabian: "But we need to find more clues if we're going to figure out how to stop the ceremony."
Because it's Blue's Clues, Bluuue's Clues.
If you guys want to figure out who Denby really is, just put the budding investigative journalist on it. Or don't. She talks when she's writing a story.
In the course of one episode, we went from one Sibuna locked in the gatehouse to three. Good job, everyone. Also, good job on knocking over the tank. A++ work, Sibunas. Although I do like KT's fire. She's almost a worthy opponent for Patricia.
And now I have to wait a whole week. I miss the five-day-a-week format.
I guess I'm going to sleep now. Boring.
fyi, you can read real Denby's job application, but I'm too tired to do that right now.
I forgot to mention last week how mad I am at Sweet for keeping stuff from Eddie. I was too focused on unhealthy romantic love in that ep to comment on the family stuff. But anyway, I was under the impression he came clean at the end of season two, but I way overestimated what all he admitted to.
Patricia is so pretty. And this episode is boring, but it might be because it's midnight.
JEROME'S GOT THE POOPS. :D
"Remember: all your friends will disappear if you do not do as we agreed." Oh, Victor, you big softie.
Hey, Mr. Millington, why don't you go fuck yourself? Your daughter's (supposedly) having a psychological problem isn't about her disappointing you. Fuck off.
Oh, wait, it's cool, Victor was just threatening to expel people, not murder them. But then it seems that expulsion is maybe a euphemism for murder? It's confusing when you write about evil characters on a kids' show.
Jerome: "There's also Alfido's aftershave--"
Alfie: "Because women like a bit of ruff-ruff."
Kids' show.
Jerome defending Willow because Mara's a dumb bitch. Jerome/Willow. AND THEN MARA BREAKS UP WITH JEROME BECAUSE HE'S NOT THE PERSON SHE THOUGHT HE WAS. Funny, he's exactly the person everyone else thinks he is. YOU DUMB BITCH. And approximately ten seconds later, Jerome realizes that Willow's pretty. Or he realizes that Alfie's a great boyfriend. I can read that expression either way. Regardless, he's not crying over Mara.
"Brand new laptoppy computery thing, no less." Sometimes I forget that Sweet is even older than he looks.
I like when Victor fixes plumbing. It's the only time the actor looks as attractive as I know he can be from Game of Thrones.
PATRICIA'S PEEPHOLE FROM SEASON ONE.
Patricia, your confrontational bitch is showing.
JEROME BROUGHT ALFIE CAKE BECAUSE ALFIE WAS SAD. Chocolate cake, even. HOT.
Aw, Joy made her stuffed monkey hold up his paw like he was in the sisterhood, too.
Fabian: "Stay behind me."
Patricia: "And that's supposed to make me feel safe how?"
LOL.
DID YOU DUMB FUCKS REALLY NOT CLEAR THE BROWSER HISTORY.
Can't handle Amber/Alfie goodbye. Just not going to process right now.
KT was quick on the uptake with the Sibuna hand.
LOL, okay, okay. So they cut from that to Mara drawing hearts on KT's hand being all, "You're officially part of the sisterhood now!" I don't think it's all in my head. I think the writers have been hardcore making fun of how vapid she is this year.
KT: "You know what we need?"
Patricia: "A road trip to Mexico with the wind in our hair and the law on our tails?"
Yesssss.
LOL, Victor and Sweet reading the fortune cookie inserts. I'm actually sad that they're assuming that they're not the instructions. It would have been funny to see them follow the instructions.
Patricia's so amazing.
"Unless these aren't... just proverbs." YESSS. They are gonna follow the nonsense clues.
I understand that everyone hates Jerome, but why the constant exclusion of Joy? I really thought she'd be a Sibuna this year. Especially with Amber gone. I don't mind that she's not, because she bores me, but I'm very surprised.
Fabian: "But we need to find more clues if we're going to figure out how to stop the ceremony."
Because it's Blue's Clues, Bluuue's Clues.
If you guys want to figure out who Denby really is, just put the budding investigative journalist on it. Or don't. She talks when she's writing a story.
In the course of one episode, we went from one Sibuna locked in the gatehouse to three. Good job, everyone. Also, good job on knocking over the tank. A++ work, Sibunas. Although I do like KT's fire. She's almost a worthy opponent for Patricia.
And now I have to wait a whole week. I miss the five-day-a-week format.
I guess I'm going to sleep now. Boring.
