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RvB 11x18 "Fire"
SIMMONS CALLED SHOTGUN AND GOT IT.
SIMMONS GOT SHOTGUN
AJKLDSJAKLFA
I love that Donut doesn't hold a grudge about the time Wash shot him for no reason other than being in a bad mood. :')
Lopez 2.0 (pronounced "Lopez Dos-point-oh" hahahaha show <3) is a dick.
DONUT SPEAKS SPANISH
AND CAN THROW GRENADES REALLY WELL
AJKSJAKLDJKALD
MY BABIES HAVE ALL THESE UNKNOWN SKILLS.
(YES CALLING SHOTGUN IS A SKILL NOW IDK)
Simmons runs out of the safe-ish spot to plug Freckles in. And then he yells for Wash because everything is broken. So then Wash and Simmons get a scene together. Makeout makeout makeout there are no heterosexuals in foxholes? ...ok, no, but LOL, the power supply isn't working because it's all being diverted to the terminal where Donut's using facebook.
Wash: "We don't have a few minutes! If we don't get Freckles online, we don't stand a chance."
Tucker: "Ugh. Such bullshit."
JKLLLLLADHAKJDFL
SO THEN TUCKER GOES ON THIS ONE-MAN RAMPAGE USING ALL THE AMAZING SKILLS AND CALF MUSCLES WASH MADE HIM DEVELOP, AND ALSO HIS SWORD DUH.
LOPEZ ORIGINAL FLAVOR IN 2.0'S BODY.
Wash: "Everyone together now, we can do this!"
Locus: "No, you can't."
and then he shoots wash
my baby wash
and Tucker and Caboose and Simmons are all upset
and i might have screamed loud enough to scare the cat away
and if i don't hit play nothing bad happens
And now Sarge is down
Donut and Wash and Lopez and Sarge
and fuck this noise
and now Freckles
BUT IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN, AMBER, IT'S OKAY
Back-up arrives. Freckles gets back up.
Grif and Simmons and Caboose retreat.
And WASH IS BACK UP, KINDA
and they yell for him to come on so they can seal the tunnel
but wash doesn't listen
wash why aren't you going
he's commanding freckles to seal the tunnel behind the others
but not him
and then Locus gets him
and that is the end of the episode
and i am shivering
and that sucked
and next week better wrap a lot of shit up and Wash better be okay asjkldjakleja
I REMEMBER YEARS AGO WHEN RECONSTRUCTION HAD FIRST STARTED I WASN'T INTERESTED BECAUSE IT WAS TOO SERIOUS AND THIS WASHINGTON CHARACTER WAS BORING, AND I WISH I'D LEFT IT AT THAT, I WOULD NOT BE NEAR TEARS OVER A FREAKING WEB SERIES RIGHT NOW.
SIMMONS CALLED SHOTGUN AND GOT IT.
SIMMONS GOT SHOTGUN
AJKLDSJAKLFA
I love that Donut doesn't hold a grudge about the time Wash shot him for no reason other than being in a bad mood. :')
Lopez 2.0 (pronounced "Lopez Dos-point-oh" hahahaha show <3) is a dick.
DONUT SPEAKS SPANISH
AND CAN THROW GRENADES REALLY WELL
AJKSJAKLDJKALD
MY BABIES HAVE ALL THESE UNKNOWN SKILLS.
(YES CALLING SHOTGUN IS A SKILL NOW IDK)
Simmons runs out of the safe-ish spot to plug Freckles in. And then he yells for Wash because everything is broken. So then Wash and Simmons get a scene together. Makeout makeout makeout there are no heterosexuals in foxholes? ...ok, no, but LOL, the power supply isn't working because it's all being diverted to the terminal where Donut's using facebook.
Wash: "We don't have a few minutes! If we don't get Freckles online, we don't stand a chance."
Tucker: "Ugh. Such bullshit."
JKLLLLLADHAKJDFL
SO THEN TUCKER GOES ON THIS ONE-MAN RAMPAGE USING ALL THE AMAZING SKILLS AND CALF MUSCLES WASH MADE HIM DEVELOP, AND ALSO HIS SWORD DUH.
LOPEZ ORIGINAL FLAVOR IN 2.0'S BODY.
Wash: "Everyone together now, we can do this!"
Locus: "No, you can't."
and then he shoots wash
my baby wash
and Tucker and Caboose and Simmons are all upset
and i might have screamed loud enough to scare the cat away
and if i don't hit play nothing bad happens
And now Sarge is down
Donut and Wash and Lopez and Sarge
and fuck this noise
and now Freckles
BUT IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN, AMBER, IT'S OKAY
Back-up arrives. Freckles gets back up.
Grif and Simmons and Caboose retreat.
And WASH IS BACK UP, KINDA
and they yell for him to come on so they can seal the tunnel
but wash doesn't listen
wash why aren't you going
he's commanding freckles to seal the tunnel behind the others
but not him
and then Locus gets him
and that is the end of the episode
and i am shivering
and that sucked
and next week better wrap a lot of shit up and Wash better be okay asjkldjakleja
I REMEMBER YEARS AGO WHEN RECONSTRUCTION HAD FIRST STARTED I WASN'T INTERESTED BECAUSE IT WAS TOO SERIOUS AND THIS WASHINGTON CHARACTER WAS BORING, AND I WISH I'D LEFT IT AT THAT, I WOULD NOT BE NEAR TEARS OVER A FREAKING WEB SERIES RIGHT NOW.