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minttown1Red vs Blue 11.11.
Tucker thinks that Caboose running Blue Team is rock bottom, and he asks Wash whether Wash has ever hit rock bottom before, and Wash just ignores him, and my heart broke in two fucking pieces. Or ten, or twenty. Because he has, you guys. Holy shit.
Meanwhile, Simmons is crying and saying he wants to go home.
Wash can groan in frustration every single episode if he wants to.
omfg
Caboose tells Simmons that his job is to do whatever job he usually does for the Reds, only do it for the Blues now. And Simmons says, "Yes, sir!" So then Tucker asks him what was his job with the Reds anyway, and Simmons says, "I just did it."
SIMMONS'S JOB IS JUST TO SAY "YES, SIR!"
Oh fuck, flashback of Grif's having caused the carrier to crash. But we had a flashback earlier this summer of Tucker's having caused it. IT'S GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE EVERYBODY, ISN'T IT? THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE SINCE THE DAY THAT SIMMONS ASKED WASH WHETHER HE COULD CALL HIM SIR.
Sarge, re: Red Team: "The days of standing idly by while the Blues do interesting and convoluted things are over!"
I love that this show constantly alludes to how lopsided the storylines have been over the years.
Aww, Wash is so sad when he says, "Just doing my job." Wash baby, you get over here, we'll do pedicures or something, fuck duty.
Who the fuck is Locus? Dun dun dun.
Tucker thinks that Caboose running Blue Team is rock bottom, and he asks Wash whether Wash has ever hit rock bottom before, and Wash just ignores him, and my heart broke in two fucking pieces. Or ten, or twenty. Because he has, you guys. Holy shit.
Meanwhile, Simmons is crying and saying he wants to go home.
Wash can groan in frustration every single episode if he wants to.
omfg
Caboose tells Simmons that his job is to do whatever job he usually does for the Reds, only do it for the Blues now. And Simmons says, "Yes, sir!" So then Tucker asks him what was his job with the Reds anyway, and Simmons says, "I just did it."
SIMMONS'S JOB IS JUST TO SAY "YES, SIR!"
Oh fuck, flashback of Grif's having caused the carrier to crash. But we had a flashback earlier this summer of Tucker's having caused it. IT'S GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE EVERYBODY, ISN'T IT? THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE SINCE THE DAY THAT SIMMONS ASKED WASH WHETHER HE COULD CALL HIM SIR.
Sarge, re: Red Team: "The days of standing idly by while the Blues do interesting and convoluted things are over!"
I love that this show constantly alludes to how lopsided the storylines have been over the years.
Aww, Wash is so sad when he says, "Just doing my job." Wash baby, you get over here, we'll do pedicures or something, fuck duty.
Who the fuck is Locus? Dun dun dun.
