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minttown1This show turns seven a.m. into my favorite time of day. It really is freaking magical.
"House of History."
So, if the adults need these four kids to make the ceremony work, couldn't one of them just, like, kill themselves to stop it? I mean, if it comes down to preventing a great evil. Nina was willing to die for the cause. Just saying.
I hate how Jerome is like, Sure, I'll drink tea and be in your oddly ritualistic skit. He KNOWS. He was in that classroom at prom in season one. He was in the library in season two. He knows the usual suspects have all been acting shady in season three. And you know what, same goes for Joy for most of this. Hell, she knows that Sibuna's been off Sibunaing. Why are they suddenly like, Oh man, Sweets and Victor, must be legit, I'll totally have a cup of tea. Hell, you'd think that if nothing else, the fact that Patricia and Alfie are standing right there, looking like they're trying not to pee themselves, would be a hint. You know, potentially failing history grade or not, something's clearly up.
I forgot to mention yesterday that I like Denby's Egyptian necklace. I am wearing my cheapy Bast necklace today! Because I was sad yesterday that all I wanted to do all day was be fannish about House of Anubis because OMFG REVEAL :D and I didn't even have my necklace on.
Eddie: "My dad's there. He wouldn't let anything bad happen."
Fabian: "I wouldn't be so sure, Eddie."
Thank you!
Denby: "It was thought it could reanimate mummies."
Jerome: "But could it wake Alfie on a Monday morning?"
Stop being cute, I'm mad at you.
Joy: "Okay, why are you being so rude? Ruder than usual."
Because, as Fabian would say, that is just Patricia's way.
Joy: "You know, sometimes I think your little hobby has messed with your heads."
You fucking bitch. You blind fucking bitch.
Alfie: "I say we just let it go. They don't have KT, what's the worst they can do?"
jkasljdklasjk alkjwakljkl but but Alfie oh no, you are the descended, toooo.
Fabian: "We'll know it when we find it. Just push every button, pull every lever. This place is full of hidden compartments."
The summary of the entire series.
Alfie: "I'm telling the truth!"
Jerome: "Is it like when you were telling the truth about the giant lizard monster you grew in the science lab?"
Alfie: "No, I ate a lot of sugar that day, I was overexcited!"
In Alfie's defense, he probably thought that was real.
Alfie: "I really think you should choose Mara."
Jerome: "Yes, but you also think that is a sleeping man."
I am so frustrated by Joy and Jerome in this episode that I want to fucking cry.
Jerome's making a spreadsheet to decide which girlfriend to keep. Willow laughts at his jokes and lets him play video games more, but Mara lends him more money. They have equal snack-making abilities. It really upsets me that Jerome randomly capitalized "Ability" on his spreadsheet.
Jerome: "How much they laugh at my jokes, wait on me, let me win video games. You know, the important stuff."
Alfie: "Dude, Mara is the right choice for you, it's obvious. Now can we please talk about the eclipse?"
1. Alfie wants Willow for himself. :)
2. By this metric, Alfie is actually the obvious choice to be Jerome's girlfriend.
Eddie: "I mean, we can't get to the bracelet, we can't get to the descendents. What else are we going to steal? The adults themselves?"
Fabian: "Eddie, that's brilliant."
This is way better than your idea of calling the cops, who we learned in season one are assholes in Victor's pocket.
Joy: "One, you cheated on them both. Two, you scored them. They're not performing seals!"
I've really been enjoying feminist Joy this season, btw. I decided right now that she's going to pull her grades up, get into a decent university, and be an attorney someday.
Joy just told Jerome that he's going to tell them, or she will. Also, I hated his, "You're not going to do anything silly" intro, like, stop being condescending and talking down to women, it only works on half of them.
Jerome: "This is no longer fun. I need to get out of here."
It would be really funny if Jerome sneaking off to solve girl problems fucked up the ceremony.
KT: "That's it, then. They're going to keep them there until the eclipse."
Eddie: "Yeah. We've got no choice. Extreme action is now required. Agreed?"
Fabian: "Agreed."
KT: "Agreed."
Fabian: "We stop the adults from getting to the ceremony."
KT: "Tomorrow morning, we kidnap Denby, kidnap Sweet, and best of all..."
Eddie: "We kidnap Victor. :D"
Man, I have never thought these three were more awesome than I do right now.
Okay, so Alfie's negotiating an escape from sleepover at the gatehouse.
Alfie: "I need to get back! I can't sleep without my, um--"
Patricia: "Uh, blankie! He really panics without it."
Joy: "Aw, Alfie, that's so cute."
Jerome: "I thought we got you off blankie when you moved to big school."
hjfhajsad
We.
Patricia, upon finding her phone: "We really have to get out of here. All four of us are descended."
Alfie: "BLANKIE!" And pushes everyone toward the door.
Oh my god, I love that, even boyfriend drama aside, Willow just can't stay happy around Mara. I thought she was only life-draining to Jerome, but she apparently has that effect on everyone.
Awww, Trudy made them eggs sunny side up and moon-shaped toast for eclipse day.
Mara: "We better get these over to school. And we'd better hurry because it's ninety-three-million miles away!"
Willow: "..."
Mara: "Science joke. I'll explain as we go."
Willow: "Okay. :)"
This was oddly cute. I hope Jerome ends up with neither of them in the end, though I also hope Mara takes a nasty tumble down the stairs.
Alfie: "It actually is kind of cool."
Patricia: "It would be cooler if it didn't mean we were going to unleash great evil when Frobie wakes up."
omfg Frobie XD
haha, Mara's fellow "straight-A science students."
Joy: "Guys, will you stop with all this? Look, it's just a silly history project. What does it matter?"
Alfie: "Ceremonies. Bad teachers. Great evil. Does none of this ring any bells for you?"
jkasjfkld THANK YOU.
omfg ajskdsa Jerome's email inbox.
Alfie Zombie film idea
Anubis Office Term dates
Alfie Zombie attack due????
Alfie Scary film night?
Mara Homework club
SALE NOW ON UP TO 25% OFF
Alfie Do you still have my DVD?
omfg Joy emailed Willow and Mara from Jerome's email account. And Alfie's upset no one told him there was wifi. And Willow almost read the email but Mara interrupted her with boring school shit. Or to hold a ladder. Whatever.
Ha, so, the kidnapping plans were to use Denby's secret identity, Victor's love for Corbiere, and Sweet's occasional ability to give a fuck about his son, respectively, against them. So far, KT has thoroughly blown her part of the plan, managing to get herself locked in the cellar by Denby.
Next time, on House of Anubis: The Reawakening... I don't watch these promos anymore, actually, they are excessively spoilery.
There's only one more episode this week. Why does this keep happening to me. :(
"House of History."
So, if the adults need these four kids to make the ceremony work, couldn't one of them just, like, kill themselves to stop it? I mean, if it comes down to preventing a great evil. Nina was willing to die for the cause. Just saying.
I hate how Jerome is like, Sure, I'll drink tea and be in your oddly ritualistic skit. He KNOWS. He was in that classroom at prom in season one. He was in the library in season two. He knows the usual suspects have all been acting shady in season three. And you know what, same goes for Joy for most of this. Hell, she knows that Sibuna's been off Sibunaing. Why are they suddenly like, Oh man, Sweets and Victor, must be legit, I'll totally have a cup of tea. Hell, you'd think that if nothing else, the fact that Patricia and Alfie are standing right there, looking like they're trying not to pee themselves, would be a hint. You know, potentially failing history grade or not, something's clearly up.
I forgot to mention yesterday that I like Denby's Egyptian necklace. I am wearing my cheapy Bast necklace today! Because I was sad yesterday that all I wanted to do all day was be fannish about House of Anubis because OMFG REVEAL :D and I didn't even have my necklace on.
Eddie: "My dad's there. He wouldn't let anything bad happen."
Fabian: "I wouldn't be so sure, Eddie."
Thank you!
Denby: "It was thought it could reanimate mummies."
Jerome: "But could it wake Alfie on a Monday morning?"
Stop being cute, I'm mad at you.
Joy: "Okay, why are you being so rude? Ruder than usual."
Because, as Fabian would say, that is just Patricia's way.
Joy: "You know, sometimes I think your little hobby has messed with your heads."
You fucking bitch. You blind fucking bitch.
Alfie: "I say we just let it go. They don't have KT, what's the worst they can do?"
jkasljdklasjk alkjwakljkl but but Alfie oh no, you are the descended, toooo.
Fabian: "We'll know it when we find it. Just push every button, pull every lever. This place is full of hidden compartments."
The summary of the entire series.
Alfie: "I'm telling the truth!"
Jerome: "Is it like when you were telling the truth about the giant lizard monster you grew in the science lab?"
Alfie: "No, I ate a lot of sugar that day, I was overexcited!"
In Alfie's defense, he probably thought that was real.
Alfie: "I really think you should choose Mara."
Jerome: "Yes, but you also think that is a sleeping man."
I am so frustrated by Joy and Jerome in this episode that I want to fucking cry.
Jerome's making a spreadsheet to decide which girlfriend to keep. Willow laughts at his jokes and lets him play video games more, but Mara lends him more money. They have equal snack-making abilities. It really upsets me that Jerome randomly capitalized "Ability" on his spreadsheet.
Jerome: "How much they laugh at my jokes, wait on me, let me win video games. You know, the important stuff."
Alfie: "Dude, Mara is the right choice for you, it's obvious. Now can we please talk about the eclipse?"
1. Alfie wants Willow for himself. :)
2. By this metric, Alfie is actually the obvious choice to be Jerome's girlfriend.
Eddie: "I mean, we can't get to the bracelet, we can't get to the descendents. What else are we going to steal? The adults themselves?"
Fabian: "Eddie, that's brilliant."
This is way better than your idea of calling the cops, who we learned in season one are assholes in Victor's pocket.
Joy: "One, you cheated on them both. Two, you scored them. They're not performing seals!"
I've really been enjoying feminist Joy this season, btw. I decided right now that she's going to pull her grades up, get into a decent university, and be an attorney someday.
Joy just told Jerome that he's going to tell them, or she will. Also, I hated his, "You're not going to do anything silly" intro, like, stop being condescending and talking down to women, it only works on half of them.
Jerome: "This is no longer fun. I need to get out of here."
It would be really funny if Jerome sneaking off to solve girl problems fucked up the ceremony.
KT: "That's it, then. They're going to keep them there until the eclipse."
Eddie: "Yeah. We've got no choice. Extreme action is now required. Agreed?"
Fabian: "Agreed."
KT: "Agreed."
Fabian: "We stop the adults from getting to the ceremony."
KT: "Tomorrow morning, we kidnap Denby, kidnap Sweet, and best of all..."
Eddie: "We kidnap Victor. :D"
Man, I have never thought these three were more awesome than I do right now.
Okay, so Alfie's negotiating an escape from sleepover at the gatehouse.
Alfie: "I need to get back! I can't sleep without my, um--"
Patricia: "Uh, blankie! He really panics without it."
Joy: "Aw, Alfie, that's so cute."
Jerome: "I thought we got you off blankie when you moved to big school."
hjfhajsad
We.
Patricia, upon finding her phone: "We really have to get out of here. All four of us are descended."
Alfie: "BLANKIE!" And pushes everyone toward the door.
Oh my god, I love that, even boyfriend drama aside, Willow just can't stay happy around Mara. I thought she was only life-draining to Jerome, but she apparently has that effect on everyone.
Awww, Trudy made them eggs sunny side up and moon-shaped toast for eclipse day.
Mara: "We better get these over to school. And we'd better hurry because it's ninety-three-million miles away!"
Willow: "..."
Mara: "Science joke. I'll explain as we go."
Willow: "Okay. :)"
This was oddly cute. I hope Jerome ends up with neither of them in the end, though I also hope Mara takes a nasty tumble down the stairs.
Alfie: "It actually is kind of cool."
Patricia: "It would be cooler if it didn't mean we were going to unleash great evil when Frobie wakes up."
omfg Frobie XD
haha, Mara's fellow "straight-A science students."
Joy: "Guys, will you stop with all this? Look, it's just a silly history project. What does it matter?"
Alfie: "Ceremonies. Bad teachers. Great evil. Does none of this ring any bells for you?"
jkasjfkld THANK YOU.
omfg ajskdsa Jerome's email inbox.
Alfie Zombie film idea
Anubis Office Term dates
Alfie Zombie attack due????
Alfie Scary film night?
Mara Homework club
SALE NOW ON UP TO 25% OFF
Alfie Do you still have my DVD?
omfg Joy emailed Willow and Mara from Jerome's email account. And Alfie's upset no one told him there was wifi. And Willow almost read the email but Mara interrupted her with boring school shit. Or to hold a ladder. Whatever.
Ha, so, the kidnapping plans were to use Denby's secret identity, Victor's love for Corbiere, and Sweet's occasional ability to give a fuck about his son, respectively, against them. So far, KT has thoroughly blown her part of the plan, managing to get herself locked in the cellar by Denby.
Next time, on House of Anubis: The Reawakening... I don't watch these promos anymore, actually, they are excessively spoilery.
There's only one more episode this week. Why does this keep happening to me. :(
