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Pilot Four-Seven-Niner and her co-pilot and platonic soul mate, Agent Carolina. (I got really upset today because someone on tumblr said that 479er is dead but we don't know that, they never show or tell or even bother to imply what has happened to her, and I'm still holding out hope that she'll show up in a future season.)

Lady Freelancers: CT, South, and Carolina.

~*Lady Freelancers*~, you guys, #1 best and also A++. Lady Freelancers are my current obsession. (There are three groups of Freelancers in my head: Lady Freelancers = Carolina, CT, South, 479er, Tex; Boy Freelancers = Wash, York, and North; Cockbite Freelancers = Wyoming and Maine.)

Here, have my two favorite lady Freelancers songs. The first song is for season nine when they are a mostly functional group of special ops soldiers and the second song is for season ten when you just want to cry the whole time about how to-shit everything's going. (Actual line from season 8's trailer, "I just don't understand how it's all gone so wrong," give or take a word, and hahahaha.)

Lorde - Team
Call all the ladies out
They’re in their finery
A hundred jewels on throats
A hundred jewels between teeth
Now bring my boys in
Their skin in craters like the moon
The moon we love like a brother, while he glows through the room

Lorde - Glory and Gore
Tired little laughs, gold-lie promises, we'll always win at this
I don't ever think about death
It's alright if you do, it's fine
We gladiate but I guess we're really fighting ourselves
Roughing up our minds so we're ready when the kill time comes
Wide awake in bed, words in my brain,
"Secretly you love this. Do you even wanna go free?"

This has been a multimedia post about lady Freelancers because, despite the death and betrayal and clusterfuckery of the whole story, Red vs Blue really does make me feel better.