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minttown1Typing hurts because I bit a fingernail too low last night, but I'm going to do this anyway. Six months from now, I'll read through all these in one day and smile stupidly the whole time.
"House of Eclipse."
I've spent the morning trying to figure out how the adults chose which kids would round out the group of acolytes in season one, and I still have no idea. Say that the descendents were in there, okay, and Joy was the chosen one, but why Nina and Fabian and Amber? It's a mystery. A fortunate mystery, because Mara and Mick are lame, but I just don't understand.
Haha, Victor's face when he realizes Corbiere is missing.
No. Fabian knows how to punctuate. Fuck this prop department.
Sweet: "There's somewhere else I need to be!"
Worst. Dad. Ever.
Or at least since Victor Sr.
Trudy's so cute.
Jerome: "How could you do that to me, Joy?"
Joy: "How could you do that to Mara and Willow?"
Thank you.
Joy: "I really don't like robes, miss. I've had a lot of bad experiences with them."
kjkafajk
I can't with this show. My feelings-about-fiction are ratcheted up to a fifteen this morning.
Oh. My god.
Denby's threatening their families.
"Patricia's twin, Alfie's parents, all your close relatives. I have their addresses."
And the sad part is, she knew that the way to Patricia is through Piper, not their asshole parents.
Joy: "Guys, this suddenly feels like the whole Chosen One thing all over again."
Alfie: "Finally! We have been telling you."
Joy: "This isn't good, is it?"
Patricia: *shakes her head* "No, Joy, it's not."
This all feels like it's building to something huge, but there are three weeks left. I wonder whether the ceremony will actually happen, and they'll have to find a way to stop the great evil after the fact. That would be kind of fun. Bonus points for actual zombies. Or reanimated mummies, to be thematic.
I like how Victor Victored the cellar door up so high no one else in the house could reach it without assistance.
Sweet: "When you've been in this job as long as I have, it's easy to spot a faker."
Okay. But still a terrible father. Just in a different way. You know, in the way where he views his son as his enemy instead of as his family.
Willow: [Mythology] is a lot more interesting than a few facts about how far away the moon is!"
Mara: "That is not what my talk is about."
The PowerPoint presentation that just lit up behind them: "The Moon is 239,000 miles from Earth."
Willow: *points!* "I think you've been really mean. I'm the project coordinator. I was excited about this."
Mara: "I didn't want you to feel left out. You can work the laptop."
Fucking die, you placating, insincere bitch.
Victor's kind of a tall, skinny fuck, but I'm very skeptical he would fit through that hole.
KT's watch is so cute. Instead of a band, it's a watch face held on by a big ribbon bow.
Patricia: "All four of us can take her! She's only one person!"
You're all so brave and beautiful.
Jerome needs to fucking die, too. Why is he such a freaking skeptic suddenly?
Victor: "Be quiet! I am in no mood for insolence. You will join hands and you will do it now."
Well, fine, fuck, we'll all hold hands.
Oh my god.
Sweet reaches for Joy, and she shakes her head, looking totally helpless, and whispers, "Not again."
I'm getting ready to start crying.
Jerome almost got away, there was hope, he was smiling, and then Victor stopped the elevator.
Oh fuck, Mara's talking. I'm asleep.
Ha, Willow messed up the PowerPoint and Mara's talking about science with some mythological beast on the screen behind her. And I suspect Willow did it quite intentionally.
Oh yeah, it's on purpose. Mara managed to bring out the evil in Willow Jenks, of all people.
Victor, looking at his watch: "It's time."
But is it time precisely, Victor??
Eddie, to KT: "If we don't get through this, I just want you to know--"
If he was going anywhere like where I think he was going, I will be pissed.
Oh my god, Eddie got the bracelet. :D
"Get out. All of you." Victor always sounds so broken when their plans are foiled.
Jerome seriously managed to get back to the common room and delete both girls' emails before anyone came back inside from the eclipse. Motivation. :P Yuck.
Joy tells them to get a new hobby. PTSD or not, Joy, you're going to need to stop being such a bitch.
Oh, the uploader wasn't kidding about the audio being fucked at the end of the episode. Of course, KT whining that her corpse relative didn't wake up--
But oh shit, he did. :O We've got twelve episodes left to stop great evil, guys! Let's go! Sibuna!
Stop stop stop no preview. Whew.
"House of Eclipse."
I've spent the morning trying to figure out how the adults chose which kids would round out the group of acolytes in season one, and I still have no idea. Say that the descendents were in there, okay, and Joy was the chosen one, but why Nina and Fabian and Amber? It's a mystery. A fortunate mystery, because Mara and Mick are lame, but I just don't understand.
Haha, Victor's face when he realizes Corbiere is missing.
No. Fabian knows how to punctuate. Fuck this prop department.
Sweet: "There's somewhere else I need to be!"
Worst. Dad. Ever.
Or at least since Victor Sr.
Trudy's so cute.
Jerome: "How could you do that to me, Joy?"
Joy: "How could you do that to Mara and Willow?"
Thank you.
Joy: "I really don't like robes, miss. I've had a lot of bad experiences with them."
kjkafajk
I can't with this show. My feelings-about-fiction are ratcheted up to a fifteen this morning.
Oh. My god.
Denby's threatening their families.
"Patricia's twin, Alfie's parents, all your close relatives. I have their addresses."
And the sad part is, she knew that the way to Patricia is through Piper, not their asshole parents.
Joy: "Guys, this suddenly feels like the whole Chosen One thing all over again."
Alfie: "Finally! We have been telling you."
Joy: "This isn't good, is it?"
Patricia: *shakes her head* "No, Joy, it's not."
This all feels like it's building to something huge, but there are three weeks left. I wonder whether the ceremony will actually happen, and they'll have to find a way to stop the great evil after the fact. That would be kind of fun. Bonus points for actual zombies. Or reanimated mummies, to be thematic.
I like how Victor Victored the cellar door up so high no one else in the house could reach it without assistance.
Sweet: "When you've been in this job as long as I have, it's easy to spot a faker."
Okay. But still a terrible father. Just in a different way. You know, in the way where he views his son as his enemy instead of as his family.
Willow: [Mythology] is a lot more interesting than a few facts about how far away the moon is!"
Mara: "That is not what my talk is about."
The PowerPoint presentation that just lit up behind them: "The Moon is 239,000 miles from Earth."
Willow: *points!* "I think you've been really mean. I'm the project coordinator. I was excited about this."
Mara: "I didn't want you to feel left out. You can work the laptop."
Fucking die, you placating, insincere bitch.
Victor's kind of a tall, skinny fuck, but I'm very skeptical he would fit through that hole.
KT's watch is so cute. Instead of a band, it's a watch face held on by a big ribbon bow.
Patricia: "All four of us can take her! She's only one person!"
You're all so brave and beautiful.
Jerome needs to fucking die, too. Why is he such a freaking skeptic suddenly?
Victor: "Be quiet! I am in no mood for insolence. You will join hands and you will do it now."
Well, fine, fuck, we'll all hold hands.
Oh my god.
Sweet reaches for Joy, and she shakes her head, looking totally helpless, and whispers, "Not again."
I'm getting ready to start crying.
Jerome almost got away, there was hope, he was smiling, and then Victor stopped the elevator.
Oh fuck, Mara's talking. I'm asleep.
Ha, Willow messed up the PowerPoint and Mara's talking about science with some mythological beast on the screen behind her. And I suspect Willow did it quite intentionally.
Oh yeah, it's on purpose. Mara managed to bring out the evil in Willow Jenks, of all people.
Victor, looking at his watch: "It's time."
But is it time precisely, Victor??
Eddie, to KT: "If we don't get through this, I just want you to know--"
If he was going anywhere like where I think he was going, I will be pissed.
Oh my god, Eddie got the bracelet. :D
"Get out. All of you." Victor always sounds so broken when their plans are foiled.
Jerome seriously managed to get back to the common room and delete both girls' emails before anyone came back inside from the eclipse. Motivation. :P Yuck.
Joy tells them to get a new hobby. PTSD or not, Joy, you're going to need to stop being such a bitch.
Oh, the uploader wasn't kidding about the audio being fucked at the end of the episode. Of course, KT whining that her corpse relative didn't wake up--
But oh shit, he did. :O We've got twelve episodes left to stop great evil, guys! Let's go! Sibuna!
Stop stop stop no preview. Whew.
